The Amish Country Theater Presents
Land Cruise All-Inclusive Vacations
All-Inclusive Fun · No Ocean Required
All the fun of a cruise — entertainment, dining, carefree energy — in the heart of Ohio's Amish Country. No passport. No seasickness. All-inclusive fun.
Award-winning variety, comedy, and music — every single day.
Amish home-cooking, snacks, desserts & 24/7 soft serve.
Every cruise brings something different — moments you won't find anywhere else and memories that last a lifetime.
Bingo showdowns, trivia battles, wild contests — get ready to laugh, compete, and have the time of your life.
Yes, there are tiki drinks. No, you won't get seasick.
Every voyage is different. Pick the one that calls your name (and your appetite).
A knee-slappin' Amish Country adventure. Comedy shows, scenic backroads, home-cooked meals and the kind of fun you'll be talking about for years.
The one that started it all. Three days of entertainment, all-inclusive dining, and everything that makes Land Cruise unforgettable.
Grab your besties, your sisters, your mom. The ultimate girls' trip — shows, pampering & zero-judgment dessert.
You won't have to spend a dime once you're on board. We're not kidding. Even the soft serve.
Award-winning variety shows, music, late-night comedy.
Amish home-cooking, desserts, appetizers — all of it.
Two nights at Berlin Encore Hotel & Suites.
Bingo, trivia, game shows, backstage tours.
Indoor pool, fireplace lounges, full amenities.
Every cruise brings something different — moments you won't find anywhere else and memories that last a lifetime.
All day. All night. As much as you want. Yes, really.
Photo ops, group moments, stories you'll tell for years.
"We laughed so hard our faces hurt. The food was incredible, the shows were amazing, and we didn't have to think about a single thing. Already booked our next one!"
"Better than any cruise we've been on — and we've been on seven. No seasickness, no crowded ports, just pure fun. The late-night comedy had us rolling."
"I brought my mom and my two sisters for the Gal's Getaway. We haven't laughed that much together in years. The 24/7 ice cream alone was worth the trip."
"I was skeptical — a 'land cruise'? But from the moment we checked in, it was non-stop fun. Big-Time Bingo night was LEGENDARY. Take my money."
"Amish country food — out of this world. Every meal a feast. Broadway-level talent in the middle of Ohio. Unbelievable from start to finish."
Pick your dates. Spots fill fast — these cruises sell out.
Don't just take a vacation. Take a Land Cruise. (And tell your friends you went on a cruise. Don't mention the "land" part.)
Book Your Cruise (888) 988-7469
